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Uusis induced weather phenomena

Southern Finland today witnessed an unexpected weather phenomena. The dense clouds hovering over the territories cleared and gave way to long awaited sunshine. People cheered as light shone on the promised lands of Uusipaavalniemi.

An international team of meteorologists was flown in to investigate the strange event. Armed with state-of-the-art technology the army of scientists tackled the mystery. After hours of hard work they came to a unanimous conclusion. Pekka Pouta explains: "We believe the IRON WILL of Markku Uusipaavalniemi caused the clouds to escape the skies of Finland. The theory is supported by time-lapse satellite footage showing the mass moving towards Canada. It's awesome!"

We reached Uusipaavalniemi for a brief comment: "I felt like catching some rays". Soon after the encounter Markku was seen oiling his body atop his palace (shown in image) to maintain his SUPERIOR MUSCLE-TONE for the friday challenge against Canada.

If you look closely you can see him on the top of his dome, rock the microphone. In stereo, with the freestyler.

Written by Unknown on Thursday February 23, 2006

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