The Finnish Curling Association webservers have been under extreme load today. Not even THE DEVIL HIMSELF could have taken the heat in that server room! Thankfully LIQUID-COOLED Uusipaavalniemi was able to do some evasive measures and everything is rolling like a goatse again.
The somewhat intoxicated Uusipaavalniemi, CEO of l337 corp, comments: "I added some infinite loops and shuffled some arrays. Finally I topped it with some HASHing".
Now, hit the site!