MC-Hammer sues Team Canada
The celebrated star MC-Hammer has reportedly served a sub-poena to Team Canada. It is clear that the uniforms of the Canadian Team are a cheap knock-off of the wildly popular trouser trend pioneered by Hammer.We were able to contact the star known for hits such as U Can't Touch Uusis and... uhm, well here's what he had to say: "I can't be believing these MAPLE LEAF CLOWNS are trying to bite my style! C'mon, did they honestly think they could beat THE BLING of these pants." (photo shown below)
The MASTER OF CEREMONIES hopes to finance his next album - Please Uusis, dont hurt 'em - with some Canadian reconciliation dollars. The album will be produced by the phenomenal MUSIC GURU Pharrell Uusipaavalniemi, also known from the music group C.U.R.L.I.N.G.
